Sharky, He Dead?

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No, no, no…Sharky the Dolphin, She Dead!

At Sea World’s Discovery Cove in Orlando on Saturday, 30-year-old female Dolphin Sharky collided with another Dolphin while performing a “trick” in a pool full of trainers and park guests. She died. They have performed a necropsy on Sharky the Dolphin and the results will be released in coming weeks.

Yeah, right. It is likely that Sharky the Dolphin committed suicide from the depression caused by being stuck in the middle of inland Florida for her entire life getting petted and giving rides to rich tourists. Wildlife does not belong in theme parks.

Hands off, you fucking yuppie scum!

Read.

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated,

–Sharky

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Original post blogged on b2evolution.

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